{"product_id":"one-fart-away-from-giving-a-shit-vintage-iron-sign","title":"Retro Funny Quote Wall Plaque | Novelty Home Decor","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: #8a5a44; font-size: 22px;\"\u003e😏 Cheeky Sarcastic Retro Metal Wall Plaque\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant decor that matches your dry sense of humour? 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(Manchester)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis plaque is incredibly funny and always draws comments from guests.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: #5b5b5b;\"\u003eSamantha R. (Bristol)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eExactly the sarcastic decor I was after for my home office.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: #5b5b5b;\"\u003eDerek L. (Glasgow)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLooks fantastic above my home bar and fits the aesthetic perfectly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🎁\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackage Contents\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"default\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 × Cheeky Sarcastic Retro Metal Wall Plaque\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e❗\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eImportant Notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMinor dimensional variances may occur due to manual measurement methods.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScreen calibration and ambient lighting can cause subtle colour differences between listing imagery and the delivered item.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopifycdn.net\/s\/files\/1\/0566\/7461\/5457\/files\/2_d6eb7690-fa08-44a1-a77d-5389a387d08a_480x480.png?v=1786261504\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOur Promise For UK Shoppers:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWe curate distinctive novelty homeware and protect every purchase with a 30‑day risk‑free guarantee.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf your order does not meet your expectations, our team will resolve issues promptly to secure your full satisfaction.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShop confidently with zero purchasing risk; we will remedy any problems if you are unhappy with your item.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDedicated email customer support is available for all post‑purchase enquiries.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"citybuyiyds","offers":[{"title":"S(8\") 20cm","offer_id":51649394409705,"sku":"JJ260809029-S-1","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M(12\")  30cm","offer_id":51649394442473,"sku":"JJ260809029-M-1","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L(16\")  40cm","offer_id":51649394475241,"sku":"JJ260809029-L-1","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 SET(S M L)","offer_id":51649394508009,"sku":"JJ260809029-SML-1","price":39.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/5146\/1609\/files\/1_bd4b9474-6ea9-4980-abe0-90b25ae8b5ff.jpg?v=1786264227","url":"https:\/\/www.citybuyiyds.com\/products\/one-fart-away-from-giving-a-shit-vintage-iron-sign","provider":"citybuyiyds","version":"1.0","type":"link"}